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Upon logging back into Vox for the first time in um... well, months, I realized my last post was about crazy hair and just started laughing. We cannot possibly write one more thing until we've included a photo of today's hair:
Really though, it's a shame I didn't burst from my mother's womb with hot pink hair. Twice. I can't lie and say I don't love it, but originally, I was very nervous about having hot pink hair. I did it anyway, though, because I RULE and it's for charity. That's right - I'm doing the 60 mile walk for the3day.org again. Some of you were awesome enough to donate to my cause last year... Just think, all I gave up were a few songs, a ton of privacy and a couple of toenails and you guys responded with so much love that I just wanted to cry every time I logged in to check my pledges. We raised almost $10k last year!! THAT'S A LOT OF CABBAGE, KIDS.
So, I'm doing it again. Now that you've all seen me acting like a moron on youtube in the name of donations, I needed a new schtick, so pink hair it was. Now, whenever I'm walking and someone looks at it funny or mentions it, I say, "Yeah, it's for charity - here, have my card." Get it? Yeah. I don't have much, but I know how to market what I have. Maybe that caption on the photo should read "Two boobs for bust."
Yeah.... so I'm back in action all over the place and it's nice to see you again. I am heading up a team of walkers this year and have room for up to oh... say, 600 more people to join me. That means you! August 10-12, 20 miles a day, don't be a baby. If you want to see me all covered in sweat and smelling like a pig, this is totally the chance of a lifetime. You can get more info by hitting me up and by following the regular blog over at myspace. Please don't kick me for blogging on myspace. I know it's obnoxious, ok? I hate myspace and I know you do, too. But you know what else I know? I know that myspace happens to have more users than mexico has people. If myspace were a country, it'd be the 11th biggest on earth. And I know that my blog there gets like 700 hits a week or more, which is great if you're oh... say... trying to raise money for a cause. You can't bring community to you.. you have to go to it.
ANYWAY.
um... so vox ate the entire end of this post, all because I had a measly little html tag in here with the link to myspace. WHAT GIVES, VOX? Oi. If you see half an entry floating around somewhere, please return it to me promptly. this is what I was TRYING to do, anyway.
MY MYSPACE PAGE
I plan to reskin it over the weekend so that it's obnoxiously pink and takes 30 minutes to load, ok? I hope you'll come see it. And join my team. and pledge us a billion dollars. especially that last part.
